Monday, July 18, 2016

If I Were in Charge of the World
By Alec Fitton

If I were in charge of the world,
What an interesting world that would be.
I would remove from the world
War,
Poverty,
Animal endangerment/ Climate change,
And the idea of democracy, since I’m going to be a single ruler with full power.

If I were in charge of the world,
People would all be well educated and successful,
People wouldn’t take offence to every small comment someone makes,
People would always be open to hugs,
And people would have tails (because tails are cool).

If I were in charge of the world,
We would increase the brain capacity of dolphins to the point of sentience,              where they will then build sea colonies and help advance space technology.
There would be a new primary color,
And there would be enough resources for everyone.

If I were in charge of the world,
No one would pull on a push door,
No one would push on a pull door,
No one would question my rule,
And all people would be blue, as to stop racism.

If I were in charge of the world,
It would be quite interesting.
Until the time when I would wake up in my bed,
And be late for school.

6 comments:

  1. I enjoy reading about randomness and that is what you seem to do.

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    1. Well what's the point in being orderly? I don't think I really can anyway. Apple.

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    2. I find this comment moderately hilarious.

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    3. I find it vaguely parylyzing

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    4. I find it vaguely parylyzing

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  2. PLEASE FIX THE PUSHING ON A PULL DOOR ISSUE!

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